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No Man Left Behind
The White House Correspondents’ Association dinner was interrupted by an active shooter on Saturday night.
On Monday’s “Daily Show,” Jon Stewart said the event “was supposed to be an evening of fun and merriment, until, like most things in America, it was interrupted by gunfire.”
“And now, fortunately and amazingly, no fatalities. Nobody was really hurt. But make no mistake, in crisis situations like this, people tend to show you who they really are. And who the elite of Washington D.C. are — is, ‘Ew.’” — JON STEWART
“But I got to tell you, nobody revealed their true colors more than the Trump administration. From JD Vance’s ‘Dancing With the Stars’ quickstep exit, to Pete Hegseth dropping a smoldering blue steel, to RFK Jr. being whisked away by a Secret Service hive, who apparently couldn’t spare one worker bee for, I don’t know, his wife.” — JON STEWART
“That’s right. He cut out of there like he saw a raccoon penis on the side of the road.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“By the way, if there’s one guy in that entire room who seems like they would be impervious to physical damage, it’s [expletive] RFK Jr.” — JON STEWART
“It looks like we got a new addition to the ‘Kennedy Family Abandoning Women to Their Fate’ Wikipedia page.” — JON STEWART
The Punchiest Punchlines (Survivors Edition)
“Everyone was talking today about how bad the security was at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The good news is everyone is safe. And I think they’ve now — security has figured this out: They said from now on, they’re going to put Trump in a locked deodorant case like CVS.” — JIMMY FALLON
”When the incident occurred on Saturday night, Oz the Mentalist was performing for Trump. Trump looked at him, like, ‘Yes, I did have the six of diamonds but why didn’t you predict this?’” — JIMMY FALLON
“But Trump wants the event to be rescheduled within 30 days, and F.B.I. director Kash Patel said he expects the security at the next dinner to be ‘entirely different.’ Because by then he’ll be fired.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Good news, though: Nancy Pelosi was safe, as she was wearing a bulletproof face.” — GREG GUTFELD
“When reached for comment, Joe Biden said, ‘It’s times like these that make me glad I’m already dead.” — GREG GUTFELD
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Kimmel addressed the president and the first lady’s call to have him fired during his Monday night monologue.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Ayo Edebiri, who stars in “Proof” on Broadway, will sit down with Seth Meyers on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
Also, Check This Out
The soprano Barbara Hannigan is both starring in and directing a new take on Francis Poulenc’s operatic monodrama “La Voix Humaine” with the New York Philharmonic.
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