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A Snore of a War?
President Trump referred to ongoing peace talks with Iran as “boring” during an interview with CNBC on Monday, telling a reporter that he “couldn’t care less. If they’re over, they’re over.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, is wrapping up the war you started not interesting enough?” Michael Kosta said on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
“Whoa, you OK, dude? Why do you sound like the Iran deal broke up with you for your best friend? ‘Peace talks weren’t even that pretty.’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Yes, peace talks are boring. But guess what? Important things are boring. Like picking up your kids from school. That’s why I don’t do it.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Yeah, Trump is losing and bored, also known as Monopoly mode: ‘[imitating Trump] Just take my properties.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Oh, and apparently during a recent call with Benjamin Netanyahu, Trump told the Israeli prime minister, ‘You’re effing crazy.’ That’s like Pete Hegseth telling Kash Patel, ‘No, you’re drunk.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Why are we always watching Donald Trump discover [expletive] that everyone else knew this whole time? He had no idea that peace in the Middle East is hard. He had no idea that the Strait of Hormuz is where oil goes through, and now he’s, like, ‘Wait a minute, does anyone else think the international war criminal is kind of shady?’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“This guy was so clueless about Netanyahu, it makes you think maybe he didn’t know what Jeffrey Epstein was doing.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Punchiest Punchlines (Stand By Your Man Edition)
“In her new memoir, Jill Biden said that former President Biden would have beaten Trump in 2024. She’s right, assuming she’s talking about a soup-eating competition. Or an Amtrak trivia contest.” — JIMMY FALLON
“When he heard that, Trump called up Jill Biden and said, ‘I just want to say, you’re effing crazy.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“And Joe conceded that if he had to do it all over again, he said, ‘Do what all over again?” — GREG GUTFELD
The Bits Worth Watching
The often-acrobatic pop star Pink spoke with Seth Meyers about facing her fear of heights on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The singer-songwriter Violet Grohl will make her late night debut on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
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Chicago’s $850 million Obama Presidential Center aims to remake a South Side neighborhood with a 19.3-acre community hub and a brooding 225-foot museum.
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