Scientists Forced to Go on OnlyFans After Their Funding Was Cut

As unpopular as SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk has become in the popular eye, some say the vitriol doesn’t...

The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor

When the United States ratified the 13th amendment in 1865, federal lawmakers very nearly outlawed slavery for good — but...

A Prominent AI Investor Is Now Crumbling, in What Could Be a Sign of Things to Come

Suddenly, things ain’t looking great for the AI industry. Or at least for the people pouring loads of money into...

Employees Long for the Days Before the Workplace Filled Up With AI Slop

The majority of workers agree: AI has turned their lives into slop-filled misery, making them yearn for the good old...

Major Publisher Cans $2.4 Million Book Deal After Author Was Accused of Using AI, for a Very Cynical Reason

Book publisher Minotaur, which is owned by leading publishing company Macmillan US, has walked away from a $2.4 million deal...

Iran Appears to Be Blasting Amazon Data Centers Off the Map

There’s data center activism, fought with Facebook groups and petitions, and then there’s data center annihilation, fought with guided missile...

Mark Zuckerberg’s Pivot to AI Is Blowing Up in His Face Spectacularly

Despite having almost nothing to show from his enormous spending on AI, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is doubling down. Earlier...

Amazon Insiders Horrified at “Catastrophically Expensive” Internal AI Usage

Even the gazillion-dollar empire that is Amazon is reeling from the costs of letting its employees run loose with AI...

Wild Footage Shows Man Blocking Flock Camera With Comically Gigantic Protest Sign

There’s been plenty of buzz lately around vandalism of Flock Safety’s automatic license plate readers, which are AI-integrated surveillance cameras...

Almost the Entire Country Is Drowning in Cases of Explosive Diarrhea

Just over a week ago, Health and Human Services secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr declared that the ongoing outbreak of...

NASA Mars Rover Discovers Field of Mesmerizing Polygons

A vast field of mesmerizing polygons has left Mars scientists enthralled. Don’t be mistaken: NASA didn’t send a robot across...

Cambridge Analytica’s Website Is Now an AI Slop Farm

It may already feel like a distant memory, but Cambridge Analytica was once implicated in one of the biggest social...

Meta’s Attempted Crackdown on AI Glasses Perverts Is Already Failing

Meta knows its AI-powered camera equipped spectacles are widely seen as “pervert glasses.” And though it professes to be cracking...

Hack “Writers” Fuming After ChatGPT Starts Refusing Prompts to Copy a Specific Author’s Style