Business World Stunned That a Restaurant Chain Is Doing Well Without Mindlessly Embracing AI

Ever want to live underwater in a 35-by-8-foot tube? You may soon have your wish, if one UK-based startup has...

Global Warming Is Rapidly Accelerating, New Paper Finds

It’s a well-established fact that the Earth has been warming ever since the advent of industrialization. While climate skeptics have...

New AI Chatbot Turns Out to Be One Overworked Guy Answering All the Messages by Hand

There’s a new AI on the block — but not the kind you’re thinking. A billboard in San Francisco is...

Tech Companies Are Setting Themselves on Fire to Keep Up in the AI Race

Tech companies are making record amounts of money, posting major gains in the most recent quarter compared to the same...

The Diarrhea Lettuce Is Officially Killing People

Authorities are struggling to get the outbreak of an explosive diarrhea-causing parasite under control. According to the Centers for Disease...

Top Consulting Group PwC Caught Using AI on “Thought Leadership” Report About AI, Resulting in Corporate Document Filled With Bizarre Hallucinations

PwC, one of the “Big Four” consulting firms, has been caught red-handed publishing “thought leadership” reports about AI riddled with...

Tech Bro Boasts He Used AI to Secretly Monitor Toddlers’ Conversations, Categorize Them In Giant Database

Parents, if you’re thinking about subjecting your child to some bizarre AI experiment: don’t. “Toddler spent her first night ever...

Poll Finds Overwhelming Majority Disgusted by Trump’s Relationship With AI Industry, Saying He’s Using the Tech to Tear Down Democracy

Even before Donald Trump was sworn in for his second stint in the White House, he was promising to unleash...

America Getting Lesson in Consequences of Trump’s War on Public Health as Rare Disease Outbreaks Ravage the Country

For a president who upholds “Make America Healthy Again” as a load-bearing narrative pillar, Donald Trump has gone to remarkable...

SpaceX Vows to Keep Poisoning Nearby Towns With Its Fume-Belching Data Center For Another Year

After heaps of criticism, SpaceX said it’ll remove the dozens of fumes-belching gas turbines it’s using to power its gargantuan...

Flock Surveillance Cameras Are Actually Horrible for Fighting Crime, FBI Data Shows

Since the launch of Flock Safety in 2017, the ACLU estimates the company installed some 100,000 automatic license plate readers...

OpenAI’s Escaped Models Were Allegedly Rampaging More Extensively Than Previously Reported

Last week, OpenAI claimed that a group of its AI models had broken containment, successfully hacking into the systems of...

Scientists Forced to Go on OnlyFans After Their Funding Was Cut

When you’re a scientist relying on government funding to conduct your research, and that government suddenly yoinks all your money...

Columbia Economist Baffled as to Why the Masses Aren’t Rising Up Against Elon Musk