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Bringing Up the Rear
President Trump praised Senator Jon Husted’s physique during recent campaign rallies, telling attendees that he had examined many parts of his body, including his rear end.
“Yes, you live your truth, Donald,” Michael Kosta said on Tuesday’s “Daily Show,” urging him to “find a man” and “take him dancing in your big gay ballroom.”
“And MAGA, MAGA, if you’re upset by this, you were the ones who love Trump ‘cause he says whatever he’s thinking.’ But that’s a double-edged sword.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Donald Trump’s not secretly gay, but what he definitely is, is an 80-year-old man. That’s the age where the filter starts to slip and Grandpa just says out loud anything that pops into his head, like leaning over at the restaurant, going, ‘We have a very busty waitress today.’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“OK, so you examined his shoulders, his feet and his jawline? Does Trump think Jon Husted is a horse? ‘I fed him a carrot. I brushed his beautiful mane.’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Trump has now spent more time thinking about this guy’s butt then how to end the Iran war.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Punchiest Punchlines (Downward Spiral Edition)
“Meanwhile, ahead of the midterms, Trump’s approval rating just hit a record low. Trump staffers were like ‘This time of year, we prefer to think of it as ‘fun-sized.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“I think Trump is running out of ideas. First he offered people $5,000 and today he said, ‘If you vote Republican, you can be my press secretary.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump is trying everything. He just asked Nathan Fielder to make a documentary about him called ‘You Can See Everything but the Epstein Files.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Fallon celebrated Tuesday’s N.B.A. season opener with the Knicks’ center Karl-Anthony Towns answering “The Tonight Show Starting 5.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Kate Berlant will promote her new HBO stand-up comedy special, “Parmesan,” on Wednesday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”
Also, Check This Out
A retired urologist has a new theory about the mysterious death of the world-famous magician Houdini, who died 100 years ago this Halloween.
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