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Veering Off Course
President Trump on Monday hosted reporters in the Oval Office, where he said he was ordering the government to approve a mining road through Alaskan wilderness.
“Congrats, Alaska. You finally got a road,” Josh Johnson said on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
“And if we know one thing about Trump, it’s that he likes to keep his press conferences focused and on topic, so let’s hear what he has to say about this cool road.” — JOSH JOHNSON
Reporters took the opportunity to ask Trump whether he’d pardon Ghislaine Maxwell, the convicted sex trafficker and Jeffrey Epstein co-conspirator. (“I haven’t heard the name in so long,” said Trump, adding that he’d “have to take a look at it.”) The president said other people had asked him for pardons, including Sean Combs (“I call him Puff Daddy”).
“Wait, so you don’t remember Ghislaine, but you remember that we used to call Diddy ‘Puff Daddy’? That was nine names ago!” — JOSH JOHNSON
“Hey, man, maybe when you hear the words ‘child sex trafficking,’ the next thing you say shouldn’t be, ‘I’m going to look at it,’ all right? The only way to phrase that worse is, ‘Now, I got to see this!’” — JOSH JOHNSON
“All you had to do was mention someone else who was not convicted of sex crimes — which is most people — and you chose Diddy. And I want to remind everyone, we were gathered here to talk about a road in Alaska.” — JOSH JOHNSON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Not Gonna Fly Edition)
“Well, guys, we’re almost a week into the government shutdown, and airports across the country are already starting to report a shortage of air traffic controllers. Now pilots are faced with the choice of waiting in a long line or using the self-checkout tarmac.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Soon when we fly we will have the same number of air traffic controllers the Wright brothers had.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Air traffic controllers are considered to be essential workers, which means they are required to work even if they aren’t getting paid. Meanwhile, Congress, the people who actually shut the government down, are getting paid in full. Don’t even try to make sense of it. The logic doesn’t fly, and I would recommend that you don’t either, at least for quite a while.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But don’t worry, the problem is totally solved. Today, LaGuardia Airport hired a teenager from the tube slide at a water park.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
EJAE, Audrey Nuna and Rei Ami, the voices behind “KPop Demon Hunters,” appeared in person on “The Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Taylor Swift will take over “Late Night with Seth Meyers” on Wednesday.
Also, Check This Out
The Serbian artist Marina Abramovic’s “Balkan Erotic Epic” is a four-hour exploration of folklore and sexuality, featuring singers, dancers, musicians and film.
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