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Up in Flames
President Donald Trump addressed Elon Musk’s comments about his policy bill on Thursday while appearing alongside the chancellor of Germany. Trump expressed disappointment in the Tesla chief, stating that Musk was upset about the absence of a mandate for electric vehicles.
Stephen Colbert described the back-and-forth as a “full-scale flame war” between “the world’s most famous besties.”
“So now Donald Trump is a Tesla owner who hates Elon Musk? He’s never been more relatable.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
Trump stoked the flames on social media, writing that Musk “went crazy” when he was asked to leave the White House.
“Just so we’re clear, Trump thinks everything Elon did before this was not crazy?” — JIMMY FALLON
“I can’t believe their relationship fell apart this fast. I mean, a week ago they were all over each other like Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner at a Knicks game.” — JIMMY FALLON
“But Trump didn’t stop there. He also said that the easiest way for the country to save money would be to terminate all of Elon Musk’s government contracts. Smart, now the future of space exploration rests on Katy Perry.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Elon’s government contracts can’t be worth that much. Oh, it’s $6.3 billion last year? Elon, you idiot. This is why you always sign a prenup.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Meanwhile, Elon’s, like, ‘Come on, man, don’t do this. I have 100 kids to feed.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump said he’s very disappointed in Elon because he has ‘helped him a lot.’ Trump was, like, ‘[imitating Trump] Just last year, I let him give me $300 million, and he didn’t even say thank you.’” — JIMMY FALLON
On X, Musk dropped what he called “the really big bomb,” alleging that the president has not released the Jeffrey Epstein files because he is named in them.
“I feel bad for Donald Trump. I mean, first, he lost Jeffrey Epstein, now, Elon. He’s running out of friends.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump’s going to have to get one of those bumper stickers for his Tesla that says ‘I bought this before Elon told everyone I was on Epstein’s plane.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (Bad Breakup Edition)
“America, tonight we are a nation at war.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“For a few days now, there’s been a simmering tension between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, the leader of the free world and the breeder of the free world. But today, the conflict has escalated into a full-blown world war douche.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Seriously, their relationship went off a cliff faster than a self-driving Tesla.” — JIMMY FALLON
“You know, I knew this day would come, and yet, somehow, it’s even better than I imagined. It’s like coming down the stairs on Christmas morning and finding a second tree.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I thought these two billionaires with the world’s biggest egos would work it out amicably.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Bits Worth Watching
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