Scientists Suddenly Discover That Cow Tools Are Real
After more than forty years, a bizarre panel from “The Far Side” comic strip has finally become prophecy. The cartoon...
Mikie Sherrill Is Sworn In as Governor of New Jersey
Mikie Sherrill was sworn in on Tuesday as New Jersey’s 57th governor after a resounding victory in a race that...
Canadian Military Prepares for Worst-Case Scenario With Trump
The United States’ closest ally is bracing itself for a potential American assault. The Canadian Armed Forces have prepared a...
Trump’s Dictator Pal Wants a Discount on His $1B Peace Grift
Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko has delivered a deeply underhanded endorsement of President Donald Trump’s newly concocted “Board of Peace” just...
Becky Lynch Gets Candid About Her WWE Future: ‘This Is the Final Run’
Another beloved WWE wrestler is closer to the end of their career than the beginning. Last year Becky Lynch returned...
Ryanair launches ‘Great Idiots’ seat sale ‘especially for Elon’ as feud escalates
A Ryanair Boeing 737 Max, and Elon Musk. JoanValls/Urbanandsport /NurPhoto via Getty Images; Kevin Dietsch/Getty ImagesElon Musk has been quarreling...
These powerful Americans yawned when Trump threatened to cancel midterms
The lack of market reaction to the news that Donald Trump ordered his Justice Department to investigate criminal charges against...
‘Veronika’ Is the First Cow Known to Use a Tool
Justice for Far Side cartoonist Gary Larson: A team of scientists has observed, for the first time, a cow using...
Federal judges move to oust Lindsey Halligan as U.S. attorney
In a pair of extraordinary moves, two federal judges issued court orders Tuesday saying they intend to remove Lindsey Halligan...
All Sides Agreed on Shutting a Coal Plant. Then Trump Stepped In.
Last month, the last coal plant in Washington was preparing to shut its doors forever. Its acres-wide coal pile was...
