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Poor Reception
President Trump attended the World Cup final on Sunday, where he was booed by the crowd as he walked onto the field to take part in the medal ceremony and trophy presentation.
“To be fair, they might have been yelling ‘Move!’” Seth Meyers said on Monday’s “Late Night.”
“He’s like the guy in high school who didn’t help with the group project but still gets to put his name on it.” — SETH MEYERS
“At this point, I’m guessing Trump’s staff tries to make him feel better by telling him he’s just being followed around by ghosts: ‘Mr. President, remember, no one’s booing you. That’s just Mitch McConnell saying hello.’” — SETH MEYERS
“How long before he claims FIFA is Antifa?” — COLMAN DOMINGO, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
“Meanwhile, fans are saying the Trump curse is back because when he was asked to predict who would win, he said, ‘It’s hard to bet against Messi.’ Yep, Trump backed the Knicks, they lost. Trump backed the U.S. men’s team, they lost. Trump backed Messi, he lost. At some point, Trump should try backing Iran, and then we’ll see, maybe — let’s get this war over with.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump’s sports curse strikes again. He goes to the N.B.A. finals, the Knicks lose. He intervenes to get a red card overturned, U.S.A. loses. He says you can’t bet against Messi, Argentina loses. He owned a U.S.F.L. team, and the whole [expletive] league folded. He’s a sports reaper.” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (OK, Grandpa Edition)
“A video has gained attention online that appears to show FIFA President Gianni Infantino attempting to move President Trump away from the Spanish national soccer team so they could lift the World Cup trophy without him. In Trump’s defense, that thing’s solid gold. That’s like trying to move Gollum away from the Ring.” — SETH MEYERS
“The head of the most corrupt organization on Earth was, like, ‘This is a bad look.’” — SETH MEYERS
“Less than a month ago, he said no more visits from Spain, and now Spain is in America holding the world’s most coveted trophy while Trump stands next to them like Forrest Gump during the history montage.” — SETH MEYERS
“Now, you might be saying, ‘Surely a team of World Cup-winning Spanish footballers were equally excited to share the stage with the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize,’ but it seems as though that wasn’t the case. In fact, Rodri, the captain of the Spanish team tried to usher Trump off the stage so they could start celebrating: ‘OK, Grandpa, time for bed. Milk’s on the night stand.’” — SETH MEYERS
“Even your relatives from Thanksgiving knew it was time to go.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
This week’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” guest host Colman Domingo gave Guillermo a glow-up on Monday.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The soccer champion Megan Rapinoe will sit down with Desi Lydic to discuss her new interview podcast, “Why Are You Like This?,” on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
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