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President Trump’s latest press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was ousted on Friday after only five days at the White House.
“On the bright side, Melania was like, ‘That’s five more than me,’” Jimmy Fallon said on Monday.
“It’s not good when the edible arrangement you got on your first day is still edible on your last day. It’s finally ripe.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Meanwhile, Kimberly Guilfoyle was like, ‘Hey, thanks for changing the subject.’”— JIMMY FALLON
“Oh my god, what are the odds? Guilfoyle got fired during what scientists call the incredibly tiny Zacharian window?” — SETH MEYERS
“Guilfoyle got fired and then the person who announced her firing also got fired. It’s like a Russian nesting doll if each doll was being escorted out by security.” — SETH MEYERS
“Five days. Kash Patel was like, ‘Damn, I’ve had hangovers last longer than that.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Five Days Edition)
“Well, we were only on hiatus for one week and we missed an entire White House press secretary.” — SETH MEYERS
“She got fired so fast, I can barely remember her name. I think it was Kayleigh Macarena? Kareed Zakaria? Kasey Sackapotatoes? I don’t know. I feel like I’m close.” — SETH MEYERS
“She shouldn’t have been running around and saying she’s a lawyer. And as a doctor, I can say, that’s bad for you.” — AMBER RUFFIN, on “Have I Got News For You”
“Of course now Trump needs a new press secretary. And we got a look at the questions on the official White House job application. Yeah. Check these out. First up, there’s ‘Are you free for the next five days?’ Up next, there’s ‘Do you look a little like Ivanka?’” — JIMMY FALLON
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Jenna Ortega and Seth Meyers shared some of their best homemade Halloween costumes on Monday’s “Late Night.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The rock band Death Cab for Cutie will promote its new album, “I Built You a Tower,” on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
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