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A Weighty Subject
Jelly Roll returned as guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” for the second summer in a row on Monday night, wearing a suit and tie for the first time ever.
“I mean, I didn’t wear one for the Grammys, I didn’t wear one to court, I didn’t wear one to my father’s funeral, but I look all right, don’t I?” the country singer said.
“I didn’t know that you could buy formal wear at a Bass Pro Shop.” — JELLY ROLL
“According to The Washington Post, a lot of doctors are worried about the president’s weight. After his last physical, we found out Trump gained 14 pounds, which means he is now tipping the scales at almost 240. That’s crazy. Think about this, y’all, in the few last years I’ve lost 300 pounds. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump.” — JELLY ROLL
“And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.” — JELLY ROLL
“We should take it easy, y’all. We shouldn’t be making fun of the president for his weight, because we know that he would never do that to other people.” — JELLY ROLL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Crappy Jokes Edition)
“Speaking of Trump, The Washington Post suggests that his recent weight gain poses a significant health risk noting that Joe Biden kept his trim figure through a daily regimen of [expletive] his pants.” — GREG GUTFELD
“Pizza Hut has announced that they are shortening their name at least temporarily to ‘Hut.’ Meanwhile, Taco Bell is shortening its name to diarrhea.” — GREG GUTFELD
The Bits Worth Watching
John Oliver did a deep dive into how subscription models have taken over everyday life for Sunday’s “Last Week Tonight.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Stevie Nicks will be the musical guest on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
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Leslie Mann leads a quartet of gal pals looking for rest, relaxation and sensual massages in the raucous new comedy “Spa Weekend.”
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