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Controlled Chaos
President Trump and Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary announced on Wednesday that she would be stepping down from the role to spend more time with her family, including her two young children.
“Yeah, between the nonstop White House construction and Trump, she wanted to be around something way quieter: a baby,” Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
“Apparently, Trump was caught off guard by Leavitt’s decision. And this is strange, Trump is now blaming her resignation on pool vandals.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, Trump was surprised by Leavitt’s decision. She was like, ‘I wanted to wait for a good time but there hasn’t been one, so.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump’s now looking for a replacement who can spin facts and numbers, so another good option is his doctor.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Of course when hiring someone, it’s also about personality, you know? You’ve got to think, like, ‘Who am I OK being stuck inside a catering truck with?’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Whose Hormuz? Edition)
“A day after Trump said the U.S. has the Strait of Hormuz in total control, Iran now says that they are in control of the strait. OK, there’s only one way to settle this: Stand on each side and see who the strait goes to.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Now, at this point, I don’t know who to believe: the authoritarian psychopaths, or the Iranians?” — ANTHONY ANDERSON, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
The Bits Worth Watching
The staff of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” shared all the demands Anthony Anderson’s mother has made while her son played guest host on the show for the last four days.
Also, Check This Out
Rory Scovel’s new Netflix special “Show Must Go On” begins with the stand-up comic desperately trying to remember a joke before deciding he’s just going to wing it.
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