Trump critics revel as extreme weather forecast threatens White House UFC bash

A grim weather forecast for President Donald Trump’s UFC spectacle on the White House South Lawn has handed his critics a gift, and they are not letting it go to waste.

After The Weather Channel warned that UFC Freedom 250 could be hammered on Sunday by thunderstorms, 34 mph wind gusts, a triple-digit heat index and “massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats,” a parade of notable figures lined up to revel in the chaos on Trump’s 80th birthday.

The office of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, one of Trump’s sharpest Democratic antagonists, quote-posted the forecast with a single deadpan line: “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.”

Former federal prosecutor and MS NOW analyst Joyce Vance ran with the same bit, sharing the forecast and writing simply, “Happy Birthday, Sir.”

The Lincoln Project, the anti-Trump group, didn’t bother with words at all, answering the dire outlook with a single praying-hands emoji, as if begging the skies to open.

Republican pollster Frank Luntz zeroed in on the most surreal detail, flagging that “a single lightning strike within 8 miles” of the fights “will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.”

Even the MMA world was bemused. Veteran fight journalist Aaron Bronsteter admitted that “UFC Freedom 250 coverage from The Weather Channel wasn’t on my bingo card,” capturing the sheer strangeness of a weather network breaking down storm risk for a White House prizefight.

The mockery underscores how thoroughly Trump’s birthday spectacle has become a punchline. The cage match was elevated to the marquee event after musical performers bailed on the administration’s 250th-anniversary celebration, leaving Trump to stage a bloody octagon brawl on the South Lawn as the centerpiece.

Now even the weather seems to be in on the joke. With storms, heat and bugs all in the forecast, Trump’s critics are betting the elements will do what his opponents could not: rain on his parade.