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Not-So Best Man
Donald Trump Jr. married Bettina Anderson on a private island in the Bahamas on Saturday.
“It was a small ceremony with about 40 guests, none of whom were his father,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday.
“Daddy Donald sent his R.S.V.P. via Truth Social. He wrote, ‘While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so.’ See, he can be warm when he wants to. He loves Don Jr., he just loves the United States more.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“He had circumstances pertaining to government to get to. And also flying to a private island makes him miss his friend Jeffrey, who he lost” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The president, I mean, this is a guy who — he golfs two, three times a week, he’s going to U.F.C. fights with Vanilla Ice. He was too busy for his son’s wedding.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“But he did say Don and Bettina are going to have a great marriage, and this is a man who knows a great marriage; he’s had three of them himself.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Poor Don Jr. Without his father, you know they had to scramble to find somebody else to make a 90-minute toast about windmills and transgender weight lifters.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Don Jr. and Bettina are reportedly still planning to celebrate their marriage at the White House, and the president and first lady are expected to attend that event. Well, you’d hope so, they live there. They, can you imagine if they didn’t show up to that one, too? ‘We wanted to make it, but we were unable to go downstairs.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Walter Reed Physical Edition)
“So President Trump was spotted at Walter Reed where he underwent his annual physical. And it was there that a brave Secret Service agent took a finger for the president.” — GREG GUTFELD
“It’s his third examination in little over a year. Do you think when they do these, he knows he’s going to the hospital, or is it like when you trick your dog into going to the vet?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Last year, Trump was diagnosed with a condition called ‘chronic venous insufficiency’ — and the word ‘venous’ in that case spelled with a ‘P.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Greg Gutfeld defended a Los Angeles mayor hopeful, Spencer Pratt, from Drew Carey’s disparaging remarks on Tuesday’s “Gutfeld!”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The “Daily Show” host Josh Johnson will discuss his new HBO stand-up special on Wednesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
Also, Check This Out
The television and film star Julia Louis-Dreyfus will make her Broadway debut in a revival of “Other Desert Cities,” at the Hudson Theater in September.
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