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Late Night Mines Trump’s Million Mentions in the Epstein Files

February 11, 2026
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Late Night Mines Trump’s Million Mentions in the Epstein Files

Welcome to Late Night Roundup, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.

A Million Little Pieces

Rep. Jamie Raskin, a Maryland Democrat, said on Tuesday that President Trump’s name appears within the Epstein Files “more than a million times.”

“A million times? There’s not even that many references to Hamlet in the play ‘Hamlet,’” Jordan Klepper said on Tuesday’s “The Daily Show.”

“That’s more than Harry Potter gets mentioned in all seven Harry Potter books.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Now maybe Raskin is just being hyperbolic, but if this is true, wouldn’t it just be easier to call this the Trump files featuring Jeffrey Epstein? It’s easier. Rolls off the tongue.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“Just think about the effort it took Trump’s Justice Department to redact his name that many times. It’s like trying to remove the pee from the water park. At this point, you just need to accept that it’s in there and try not to think about it.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

The Punchiest Punchlines (Father of the Year Edition)

“But Donald Trump isn’t the only member of the administration in the hot seat. So is Howard Lutnick, commerce secretary and dad of a family staying at The White Lotus.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“Father of the year over here. So just to be clear, Howard Lutnick went from ‘I never saw that gross man again’ to ‘OK, I did visit his island’ to ‘Hey, back off, I left with all my kids, OK? I counted them. I’m the good guy here!’” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“Howard! ‘I went to Epstein Island but don’t worry, I brought my kids,’ isn’t the excuse you think it is.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

“What a fun dad. ‘Where do you want to go, kids? You want to have lunch with the most notorious pedophile in American history?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Bits Worth Watching

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” shared a new “medication” for MAGA fans still getting riled up over Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance.

What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night

Andrew Jarecki, an Oscar nominee, will discuss his documentary, “The Alabama Solution,” on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”

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Listen to how Tina Turner, Billy Preston, Beyoncé and several other Black musicians reinterpreted, revised and reimagined the Beatles in 13 transcendent covers.

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