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Take the Throne
President Trump and the first lady arrived in London on Tuesday ahead of a British state visit beginning Wednesday.
Jimmy Fallon said it’s fun when the first lady joins President Trump, because “when Melania goes to Buckingham Palace, the guards try to make her smile.”
“Trump really loves the U.K, especially because when he holds a little tea sandwich, his hands look normal sized.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Well, guys, President Trump just arrived in the U.K. for a state visit with King Charles and Queen Camilla. Charles and Camilla are Trump’s second-favorite king and queen, next to Burger and Dairy.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Over the years, Trump and Charles have actually bonded because they both know what it’s like to inherit everything they have. Besides that, they also know what it’s like to spend all day on the throne.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I can’t wait to see those two together: ‘[imitating Trump] So, Charles, let me get this part straight: You cheated on your ex-wife with an older woman? Is that even legal?’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Tomorrow, Trump, Melania and the royal family will share a carriage ride. And if they’re not home by midnight, either the carriage or Trump will turn back into a pumpkin.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Oh, the pageantry! He’s just like Cinderella, but good luck slipping the glass slipper on those cankles.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (Trump the Tattletale Edition)
“This morning, Trump warmed up for his date with the British press by yelling at a reporter from Australia who dared to ask about the billions of dollars he’s been raking in since the election.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Also, you think you’re going to scare an Australian? They live in a country that’s mostly unlivable desert. They have spiders the size of tennis rackets, but he’s shaking in his boots ’cause you’re going to tell on him?” — SETH MEYERS
The Bits Worth Watching
Stephen Colbert celebrated his first-ever Emmy win for Outstanding Talk Series on Tuesday’s “Late Show”: “Man, I’m telling you — we should’ve gotten canceled years ago.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Wanda Sykes will promote her new stand-up tour, “Wanda Sykes: Please & Thank You,” on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
Also, Check This Out
Meryl Streep, Barbra Streisand and Jane Fonda were among friends remembering Robert Redford after the actor’s death was announced on Tuesday.
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