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Down Bad
President Trump will mark 100 days in office this week, but most of the country won’t be celebrating, to judge from his falling poll numbers.
On Monday, Seth Meyers said Trump was “killing it — and by ‘it,’ I mean his approval ratings.”
“Donald Trump is the most unpopular president since Kevin Spacey.” — SETH MEYERS
“After almost 100 days in office, Trump is as popular as Kanye at a bat mitzvah.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Time really flies when you’re in the fetal position, doesn’t it? — BILL MAHER
“In the ABC poll, more than 70 percent of Americans say the economy today is either ‘not so good’ or ‘poor.’ The other 30 percent are either in a coma or in his cabinet or both.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Yep, Trump’s approval rating is down to 39 percent. Even measles is polling at 40 percent.” — JIMMY FALLON
“In a post on Truth Social yesterday, President Trump urged House Republicans to skip a celebration of his first 100 days in office to vote on his tax bill. Oh, I hate to break it to you, buddy — there wasn’t going to be a celebration.” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (Cedric the Entertainer Edition)
“For whatever reason, even though the Vatican dress code specifically recommended a dark suit for the service, Trump showed up in his bluest blue suit, something from the Cedric the Entertainer funeral collection.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump wore his blue suit, and Melania wore her wedding dress.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump thought it was a funeral for his holiness, Papa Smurf.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Meanwhile, Trump wore a black suit for a week after Hooters went out of business.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
The “Oh, Mary!” star Cole Escola showed Stephen Colbert how to play a straight guy on Monday’s “Late Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Julia Louis-Dreyfus will appear on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
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