1.Roasting a dog? I’ll allow it (especially when it’s this funny):
2.Also funny? The dad who dropped this A+ diss on his daughter:
3.And this comment about Gal Gadot’s performance in Snow White is the equivalent of a Mike Tyson punch circa 1989:
4.But don’t worry, Gal! You’re not the only celeb roasted down to a crisp:
5.LOLOLOLOL… I think even Cynthia and Ariana would laugh at this one:
6.And — rounding out this mini-section of celeb disses — is a direct hit Pedro would probably laugh at, too:
7.You KNOW the owner of this truck was checking the resale market one minute after this one:
8.This poor girl was just trying to help and did not deserve THIS MUCH firepower:
9.And two things can be true at once…this reply by musician Robbie Williams was A) pretty petty, and B) an absolute banger:
10.When they say the dating scene is brutal out there, this could be exhibit A:
11.This could be exhibit B:
12.And this could be exhibit C (but honestly he was asking for it):
13.This son was trying to be there for his mom, but…oh my:
14.This person was looking for a little reassurance, but walked into an insult that is NOT going to make them feel better:
15.And this person’s attempt to inspire…only inspired one red-hot diss:
16.Wait…I can’t believe the police department is dropping roasts like this, LOL:
17.But I CAN believe a drill sergeant is this ruthless:
18.And this comeback may be a variation on a diss as old as time, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t a direct hit:
19.This jingoistic jerk 100% deserved this comeback:
20.This person asked for a joke about Americans (which, I’m sorry to say, is like shooting fish in a barrel these days):
21.And this diss should become the default to every dumbass in our country right now:
22.Well, shoot, this is probably the right place to put an Elon Musk (and his fans) diss:
23.And this Elon diss hits really hard if you know your Henry Ford history:
24.This comeback feels from the school of “Hi hungry, I’m dad”:
25.This roast could make AT&T cry (and, yes, I realize AT&T is an inanimate company):
26.And this hilarious dig at Penn State could singlehandedly tank the school’s future enrollment:
27.This streamer on Kick got, uh, kicked hard:
28.This person who loves Jesus and a good manicure almost certainly did not love this response:
29.And here’s a grade-A roast of Kid Rock just for the hell of it:
30.This devastating takedown via text, I’m 99% sure, finished this conversation on the spot:
31.This comment on Green Day’s “When I Come Around” video chose violence, LOL:
32.And this knock on 1997-era Bob Odenkirk would probably get a laugh out of Bob (and his sideburns):
33.This diss immediately puts an image in your mind of a kid you went to school with:
34.This reply to a dumb post is efficiently brutal:
35.And this YouTube comment is just…chef’s kiss:
36.This Chevrolet dealership’s response to this Ford dealership’s billboard deserves a slow clap:
37.And lastly, we all can enjoy this swipe at Trump:
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