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Bad Fashion Police
On Friday, President Trump and Vice President JD Vance berated President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine during a tense televised meeting at the White House. Things went bad after a conservative reporter asked why Zelensky hadn’t worn a suit to the Oval Office and whether he owned one.
On Monday’s “Late Night,” Seth Meyers noted that Zelensky hadn’t been the only casually dressed visitor to the White House lately: “I don’t see you asking Elon Musk if he owns a suit, even though he shows up to cabinet meetings.”
“People care about the cost of groceries and health care, not whether the president of Ukraine has ever been to a Men’s Wearhouse.” — SETH MEYERS
“The guy’s the leader of a country that was invaded by Russia, and you’re grilling him like a fop at a garden party: ‘I have a question — is your stylist legally blind or just farsighted?’” — SETH MEYERS
“Oh, Zelensky, you’re so poor and war-torn, you’re down to one Brooks Brother.” — JON STEWART
“You’re so war-torn, you’ve given up the meaningless protocols of business attire.” — JON STEWART
“His nation was invaded, he’s — against all odds — held off a much bigger army for three years, and we’re like, ‘And would it kill you to smile more, dress a little nicer? You’re a beautiful country, nobody would know! Show off what you got, know what I’m talking about? Maybe some of those rare metals I’ve been hearing something about.’” — JON STEWART
“This poor man. They’re bombing every hospital in his country, he’s sitting there with the half-wit fashion police talking about what he is wearing.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Everyone knows Donald Trump prefers his leaders shirtless and on a horse.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Ukrainian President Zelensky was criticized for what he wore to the White House meeting on Friday, but, in his defense, most suits his size come with a sailor hat and a giant lollipop.” — GREG GUTFELD
“So Friday, Zelensky entered the White House in his military fatigues and left with a boot up his [expletive].” — GREG GUTFELD
The Punchiest Punchlines (Real Housewives Edition)
“I think it was Churchill who, during World War II, was roundly criticized for being a bit lippy.” — JON STEWART
“The Real Housewives of the White House.” — BILL MAHER
“I will say the good thing about this meeting is when they do that reunion show with Andy Cohen, it’s going to be good.” — ROY WOOD JR.
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Kimmel’s sidekick, Guillermo Rodriguez, returned to the Oscars red carpet with his traditional tequila offering.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Pete Buttigieg, the former secretary of transportation, will be on “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.”
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