John “Cactus Jack” Garner, America’s 32nd Vice President, once quipped that the Vice Presidency wasn’t worth “a bucket of warm p–s”. But if 81-year-old Biden is re-elected, the Vice Presidency will be worth a lot more than Cactus Jack ever reckoned. In fact, America’s DEI Vice President could become a consequential figure in American history as the country’s first female President, even if most Americans regard her as a cackling empty suit.
The media’s still smitten with Harris, whom they regard as a badass intersectional all-star. When she recently visited an abortion clinic in Minnesota, they described it as a “historic” occasion full of bravery and significance. But a recent USA Today poll revealed that 54 per cent of survey respondents believe Harris isn’t qualified to serve as president versus 38 per cent who believe she has what it takes.
Vacuous, cackling, hectoring Harris was back in the news this week after she was filmed in Puerto Rico swaying her hips and ignorantly clapping along with an exuberant grin to a band mocking her and protesting her visit. To anyone who claims that Clueless Kamala is more substantive than a fizzy cola, I challenge them to read the transcript of any of her public remarks. Josh, my German Shorthaired Pointer, makes more sense than she does and is a lot more likeable.
In recent remarks welcoming the President of Guatemala, Bernardo Arévalo, for example, she hyperbolically claimed:
“Your election has brought a sense of optimism to the people of America and around the world”.
Yes indeed, people around the world have a new spring in their step and we’ve all got lovely Guatemala to thank for it! Harris then had the chutzpah to crow about the masterful job she’s done stemming the migrant hordes into the US by addressing the “root causes” of migration, boasting that we’ve helped “as many as 63,000 Guatemalan farmers” – as if that’s supposed to make us feel better about the masses storming our porous border.
In a recent appearance with Senator Cory Booker, here’s how she described a solar manufacturing company.
“These – investing in a clean energy economy and doing it where we have been doing it around the country, including in – in communities that have been long forgotten, is we are also instilling and re-instilling in people a sense of pride in the fact that they are part of this movement that has always, as much as anything, been about innovation; a movement that has always been about the ability to see what can be, unburdened by what has been.”
Folks, if you don’t recognize the brilliance there, it’s because you’re an incorrigibly sexist, racist slob who needs help.
Despite Biden’s cognitive limitations and Harris’ featherweight intellect, it’s still easy to envision a scenario where Trump loses the election. Then surely it won’t be long until Sleepy Joe – having “saved democracy” – retires, ushering in Kamala who’ll be hailed as the ultimate trailblazing heroine, despite having accomplished nothing more than setting records for word salad production and being a fan of Snoop Dogg and Tupac before they released albums.
If Harris becomes President, God forbid, even hundreds of years from now she’ll be hailed as the ultimate girl power superheroine to unsuspecting schoolchildren. Her cackling mug will be on our bank notes. Who knows, her grinning visage could even be added to Mount Rushmore. It is a historical designation that will transcend the ages and even if she does an awful job, which I’m confident she will, it won’t matter. Lefty historians, educators and media types have already predetermined that she is outstanding in every way, regardless of her duff results.
Biden or Trump may be a dreadful choice, but somehow Harris manages to make either seem strangely appealing. At least we’ll hopefully be allowed to forget them in four years.
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