ICE Barbie Shamelessly Sucks Up to Man Who Fired Her
Fired Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was quick to act excited about receiving a brand new made-up job...
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RFK Jr. Says ‘Malevolent Forces’ Can Be Beaten With ‘Sacred Ritual’ of Eating Dinner
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has a new solution to solve the ongoing so-called “spiritual warfare” crisis. The health and human...
Trump Dramatically Axes ICE Barbie by Giving Her Fake Job
President Donald Trump has announced he is nominating MAGA Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem,...
Speaker Asks Cheating MAGA Rep. to Drop Out of Race
Speaker Mike Johnson and other top Republicans in the House have called on embattled MAGA Rep. Tony Gonzales to drop...
ICE Barbie and Alleged Lover to Be Booted Out of Free House
Kristi Noem’s axing from the Department of Homeland Security will likely mean she will also lose the waterfront home where...
MAGA Newcomer’s Campaign Gets Banned From Waffle House
A far-right Republican running for Florida governor vowed to “meet voters where they are”—unless they’re in a Waffle House. James...
War Hero Says Random People Off the Street Would Handle Iran Better Than Trump
A decorated military veteran has sharply criticized President Donald Trump’s approach to Iran, claiming that even “random people off the...
Trump’s ‘Obscene’ Ballroom Project Hit With Brutal Public Feedback
President Donald Trump has little to no public support for his ballroom vanity project. More than 32,000 people submitted digital...
Rising Young MAGA Stars Joked About Killing Black People
A group of young Republicans ran a group chat in which they used racial slurs like punctuation and came up...
MAGA Former MMA Fighter Replaces Fired ICE Barbie
President Donald Trump is replacing Kristi Noem with an MMA fighter-turned-MAGA senator, Oklahoma’s Markwayne Mullin. Trump announced the move on...
The Eye-Watering Multibillion-Dollar Cost of Trump’s War Revealed
The Trump administration’s war in Iran is reportedly costing American taxpayers $1 billion a day—meaning the overall total could top...
Trump Group Accused of Plotting to Hijack America’s Birthday for Major Grift
A Trump-aligned group set up by the White House to apparently glorify the president is setting off alarm bells among...
Trump Kennedy Center Goon Loses It at Insufficiently MAGA CBS Show
Sidelined President Donald Trump loyalist and Kennedy Center boss Richard Grenell is spending his days shouting at social media. Grenell,...
Murdoch Paper Explains How We Know Trump’s Going to Suffer at the Midterms
The Rupert Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal has warned Donald Trump that this week’s primary elections spell doom for the Republican...
MAGA Former MMA Fighter Tipped to Replace ICE Barbie
President Donald Trump is furious with Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and is considering replacing her with pro-MAGA Sen. Markwayne...
