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Next Year’s Naughty List
The Department of Justice on Friday released another large batch of Jeffrey Epstein files, including correspondence between Epstein and people like Elon Musk, Bill Gates and President Trump.
“It was a veritable who’s-who of who you imagine wanted someone to touch their hoo-hoo, allegedly.” — JON STEWART
Late night hosts found it interesting that Musk would write Epstein on Christmas Day with a request to spend a wild night partying on Epstein’s island.
“Christmas Day? You’re asking if Jeff Epstein’s got any parties planned on the island on Christmas Day?” — JON STEWART
“I mean, look, Christmas is a tense time. We’ve all had that feeling, trapped in the house, with the in-laws and 14 to 16 of our children over the holidays. But, generally, Elon, the wanderlust doesn’t really hit till the 28 or the 29th.” — JON STEWART
“Hey, say what you want, but he’s a high achiever. That proves it — it’s dawn on Christmas morning, and he’s already on the top of next year’s naughty list.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“According to the same documents, Elon Musk appeared to ask Jeffrey Epstein in 2012 if he could visit his island and said, ‘What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?’ I don’t know, if I had to guess, the day you leave?” — SETH MEYERS
“And, if I may, Elon, slow down. You got to make some time for tweeting about the white genocide, too. Life’s a balance.” — JON STEWART
The Punchiest Punchlines (E(lon) Mail Edition)
“You know, sometimes I think Elon Musk is a lump with no charisma, but then he writes a line of poetry like ‘What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?’ and I stand corrected.” — SETH MEYERS
“He was asking so he could avoid that night. He had a lot of work to do. He didn’t want to be distracted by wild parties, you understand?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It turns out Punxsutawney Phil, who might be the only prominent American male who is not in there — is what I would have said if he wasn’t in there. But — and this is true — he actually appears in it four times.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Don Lemon made his first late night appearance after being arrested covering a Minnesota protest, on Monday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The “Ponies” star Hayley Lu Richardson will appear on Tuesday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”
Also, Check This Out
A stripped-down and solo Justin Bieber performed his song “Yukon” on Sunday’s Grammy Awards.
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