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‘I am hiding almost nothing’: SNL’s Trump sells Epstein files for $800 each

November 16, 2025
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‘I am hiding almost nothing’: SNL’s Trump sells Epstein files for $800 each

Donald Trump’s character on Saturday Night Live crashed a press conference and sold Epstein files for $800 each.

James Austin Johnson’s Trump character, who last week stood indifferent as a man collapsed in his the Oval Office, drawing attention to a widely mocked moment, this week interrupted a presser of a character portraying White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to say he’s hiding “almost nothing.”

“I am hiding almost nothing – just enough to make it extremely suspicious,” Trump says in response to a question from a reporter.

He goes on to say he “barely knew the guy as evidenced by thousands of pictures of us together dancing and grinding our teeth together at various parties.”

Of the email saying Trump is the “dog who hasn’t barked,” Trump says he’s “more of a cub, or possibly an otter.”

He goes on to say he’s releasing all of the Epstein files, for $800 per confidential document.

The post ‘I am hiding almost nothing’: SNL’s Trump sells Epstein files for $800 each appeared first on Raw Story.

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