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Equal Opportunist
President Trump continued commenting on Senator Jon Husted’s physique while campaigning on Tuesday for the midterm elections.
“Honestly, it’s nice to see that Trump can make men just as uncomfortable as women,” Jimmy Fallon said on Wednesday.
“Isn’t it nice? Yeah. Equal opportunist.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Even crazier, that was all on the teleprompter, which is wild.” — JIMMY FALLON
“We’re like one rally away from him saying he experimented in college and then all our MAGA uncles are gonna have to pretend that’s cool.” — SETH MEYERS
“Trump’s been talking at length about the ways in which Husted will improve the lives of Ohio residents. Wait, sorry, I read that wrong — Trump keeps talking about how [expletive] hot he is.” — SETH MEYERS
“You maybe want to talk about gas or grocery prices, something people actually care about? Or do you just want us to vote based on the tightness of a candidate’s [expletive]? Because if you want to go down that road, Dems got some hunks, my man.” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (Just What We Needed Edition)
“According to a new report, Trump has talked about replacing the White House press briefing room with an indoor swimming pool. Trump’s reflecting pool heard and was like, ‘Good freaking luck.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Between this and the D.C. golf course, it’s good to see he’s focused on the important issues before the election, isn’t it?” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, Trump’s adding a ballroom, a patio and an indoor pool. His biggest accomplishment is turning the White House into a Holiday Inn. ‘[imitating Trump] Continental breakfast for everyone.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“According to The New York Times, President Trump is considering putting an indoor swimming pool in the White House press briefing room. That way if he gets upset with the questions he can just throw a toaster in it.” — GREG GUTFELD
The Bits Worth Watching
Taika Waititi, an Academy Award-winning writer and director, discussed his new film, “Klara and the Sun,” on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Helen Mirren will appear on Thursday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers” to promote her new role in “A Talent for Murder.”
Also, Check This Out
Billy Crystal revisits the worst year of his life in his new warm and very funny solo Broadway play, “860.”
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