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Jimmy Kimmel Teases Trump Over Not Getting the Nobel Prize

October 13, 2026
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Jimmy Kimmel Teases Trump Over Not Getting the Nobel Prize

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Thanks a lot, Norway!

On Friday, the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Navi Pillay, a former U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights. President Trump responded at rallies and on Truth Social, saying that he should have won instead.

Monday’s audience at “Jimmy Kimmel Live” booed after watching a video clip of the president blaming Norway and “those people that made such a disgraceful and embarrassing decision.”

“I know, I was upset they didn’t give it to him, too,” Jimmy Kimmel said.

“I’m not sure which is more alarming, the fact that Trump is upset he didn’t win the Nobel Prize or that he’s surprised he didn’t win one.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The president took the perceived snub well, I have to say. He only posted a 600-word tirade lashing out.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“What better way to deserve a Nobel Prize than attacking the woman who won it at midnight in a social media post that is twice as long as the Gettysburg Address?” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“In this one post, Trump mentioned he ended eight wars, seven different times. And then woke up Saturday morning and did it again, this time misspelling the word ‘Nobel.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“He is blaming Norway for this slight. Which, thanks a lot, Norway. I hope you’re happy — you made our baby cry.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Imagine being the single most powerful person in the world and still being such a petty little [expletive] at all times.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Punchiest Punchlines (Takes on a Live Execution Edition)

“Pete Hegseth claims the firing squad execution of the Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed. Yeah, apparently it’s going to air on the ‘You’re History’ channel.” — GREG GUTFELD

“[imitating Trump’] And I’m going to keep approving those public executions until somebody gives me a damn peace prize!” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“This execution is scheduled for December third, which, I looked it up, you know what else is scheduled that day? The White House Christmas tree lighting. You know, they could save some money if they doubled up in some way — maybe get a Monster Energy drink sponsorship and finally end the war on Christmas.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Bits Worth Watching

The panel discussed the “your mama” moment during the Michigan midterm debate on Saturday night’s “Have I Got News For You.”

What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night

Kate Berlant will promote her new HBO stand-up comedy special, “Kate Berlant: Parmesan,” on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

Also, Check This Out

Quentin Tarantino’s debut stage play, “The Popinjay Cavalier,” starring Sacha Baron Cohen, will start previews in London’s West End in February.

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