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You Can’t Spell America without A.I.
President Trump on Tuesday unveiled America.gov, a new A.I. chatbot designed to help Americans find information from the federal government.
“Yeah, everyone’s afraid of A.I., and nobody trusts the federal government, so Trump was like, ‘Let’s combine them,’” Jimmy Fallon said on “The Tonight Show.” “‘Like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of Doom.’”
“Russian hackers were like, ‘This will save us so much time, thank you.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“This is a new A.I. -powered government website designed to make it easier for Americans to access federal services, information and images of the president as Dr. Jesus.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“A White House official called America.gov ‘a new front door for the federal government’ and, you know, we need a new front door because Trump demolished the old front door to build his ballroom.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Today, he launched a new website called America.gov, which uses A.I. to answer questions you have about the government. Questions like, ‘Why is Massachusetts so hard to spell?’ or ‘Why no bulge on Lincoln Memorial?’” — JORDAN KLEPPER
The Punchiest Punchlines (Taxpayer Dollars Edition)
“The White House pushed back against criticism of recent taxpayer-funded TV ads airing across the country and said that they are public service announcements that are ‘reminding Americans to love their country.’ And the clearest sign of a healthy relationship is if you have to remind someone to love you.” — SETH MEYERS
“Wow, OK, now that is messed up. The government shouldn’t be spending taxpayer dollars on campaign ads for President Trump; it should be spending that money on figuring out how to put water in the Reflecting Pool. Keep at it boys. We are close to cracking it, we are!” — JORDAN KLEPPER
The Bits Worth Watching
Howard Stern and Jimmy Kimmel reminisced about going on vacation together with their wives on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Florence Pugh will promote her new series, “East of Eden,” on Wednesday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”
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Thirty-four Harry Styles fans shared the amount of time, money and effort it took to get tickets for the star’s New York City residency at Madison Square Garden.
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