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‘Benjamin Glutton’
President Trump seemed to sport a new, darker hair color when he stepped off Air Force One in New Jersey over the weekend.
Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show on Tuesday, when he announced that “the leaves are changing colors and so is the president’s head.”
“It seems like the only thing he got done was his hair.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 80 years old?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s like he’s aging in reverse. He’s our own little Benjamin Glutton.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“That’s what happens when you hire the reflecting pool people to dye your hair.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (New America, Who Dis? Edition)
“Well, guys, after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America, President Trump posted on social media that he wants to rename New Mexico ‘New America’ … It’s actually better than Trump’s first idea, ‘New America, Who Dis?’” — JIMMY FALLON
“As if the people in New Mexico don’t already have enough on their plate, trying to spell the word ‘Albuquerque.’ Now they have to deal with this.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The new name kind of backfired because most people heard ‘New America’ and were like, ‘Thank god, cause this current one is not that good.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Listen, if there was a new America, we’d all go there immediately.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“And of course, no ridiculous idea would be complete without merch. After canceling the word ‘Ontario,’ Trump is now selling ‘Lake America’ hats for $55 a pop, which is a small price to pay to let everyone around you know you did not graduate the sixth grade.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Sandra Bullock participated in The Whisper Challenge on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The New Yorker staff writer Jia Tolentino will discuss America’s obsession with plastic surgery with Michael Kosta on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”
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The American soprano Julia Bullock is the co-creator and star of “Perle Noire: Meditations for Joséphine,” an experimental tribute to Josephine Baker staged by the Paris Opera.
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