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Tuned In
Rosie O’Donnell kicked off four nights of guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Monday with a greeting for President Trump.
“Hi, I know you’re watching!” Rosie O’Donnell said with a wave directly into the camera.
“They said you can’t come home again, but here I am. And if you thought the president hated ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ when it was hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, buckle up, people. Buckle up!” — ROSIE O’DONNELL
“And if you’re wondering why I’m here, it all started like a heist movie. [imitating a gangster] I was out of this talk show game. Living abroad. Then I got a secret message from Jimmy asking if I was interested in one last score. So I dusted off my Koosh balls and here I am.” — ROSIE O’DONNELL, referring to her trademark Koosh ball obsession.
“I haven’t sat behind a desk on TV in almost 30 years, and a lot has changed since the ’90s. Well, back then, there was a war in the Middle East, climate change was ravaging our planet. We had a president who was embroiled in scandals. But today, everything is so chill.” — ROSIE O’DONNELL
“You know, I’ve been living in Ireland for the past two years because of Mango Mussolini. I read that Project 2025 and said, got to get myself out of here, you know? And I decided to go to Ireland, a place where people are driven to drink regardless of who’s running their country.” — ROSIE O’DONNELL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Where’s Melania? Edition)
“Guys, over the weekend, President Trump made a campaign stop in Long Island, and Melania Trump did not travel with him. Yeah, people have noticed that she’s been laying low. In fact, she hasn’t been seen in public for 29 days. Trump heard and was, like, ‘Big deal, I haven’t seen her in private for two years.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“I understand Melania is taking a step back with everything going on. She’s worried that at any moment she could be trapped with Trump inside her catering truck.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, no one has seen Melania. All I know is that it’s going to be crazy when we find out she ran off with Mitch McConnell.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
The host of The Daily Stoic Podcast, Ryan Holiday, discussed why stoicism is having a moment on Friday’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The rockabilly trio The Stray Cats will make its first late night appearance in more than 30 years on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
Also, Check This Out
Elsewhere on TV this week, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is back for its 18th season, and the teen drama “Outer Banks” airs its series finale.
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