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‘The World’s Oldest Nepo Baby’
King Charles III cracked jokes on Tuesday while visiting the White House, where he presented President Trump with a golden bell at a state dinner.
“What’s annoying about this, as a comedian, is that he is actually killing,” Josh Johnson said on Wednesday’s “Daily Show,” adding that “the world’s oldest nepo baby” was “feeling himself.”
“You know, I’ve always wondered what white Def Jam would be like.” — JOSH JOHNSON
“Wow, he really commands the stage — I’m sorry, he really colonizes the stage.” — JOSH JOHNSON
“During last night’s state dinner at the White House, King Charles gifted President Trump a gold bell from an old submarine called the HMS Trump. And what better gift for a guy who’s way underwater.” — SETH MEYERS
“This was a big night for Trump. He absolutely loves being alongside the royals. And the idea that they have to kiss his ass is as bigly as it gets for him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The king, he laid it on thick. He came bearing exactly the kind of gift Trump loves to get, a big gold thing with his name on it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Unfortunately, the only bell Trump likes is the taco one.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (The Royals Take New York Edition)
“Earlier today, King Charles and Queen Camilla paid a visit to New York City. To make them feel at home, none of us flossed.” — GREG GUTFELD
“Yeah, the White House held a steak dinner for the king and queen of England, and I actually attended, though they stuck me at the kids table. Yeah, I took Prince Andrew’s seat.” — GREG GUTFELD
“Today, King Charles and Queen Camilla were in New York City. And in honor of their visit, Times Square Elmo switched from Jack Daniels to Crown Royal.” — JIMMY FALLON
“In honor of the king and queen being here, this morning a cabdriver flipped me off with his pinkie out.” — JIMMY FALLON
“The last time Charles was here in the city was almost 20 years ago. Basically, he comes to town every time there’s a ‘Devil Wears Prada’ movie.” — JIMMY FALLON
“After spending two days in Washington, the king and queen were in the city. At one point, Charles drove by Trump Tower and was, like, ‘I can’t get away from this freaking guy.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Anne Hathaway took on Jimmy Fallon in the musical “Reverse It Challenge” on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
NASA’s Artemis II crew members will make their late night debut on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
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