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Long Speech, Bro
Clocking in at one hour and 47 minutes, President Trump’s address on Tuesday was the longest State of the Union on record.
Jimmy Fallon said on Wednesday that he wasn’t “shocked Trump spoke that long, I’m shocked he stood that long.”
“But it actually was a nice change. This time, Trump spoke and everyone else fell asleep.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, Trump actually broke two records: longest State of the Union and most time in the same room as Melania.” — JIMMY FALLON
“The speech went on for so long that Marco Rubio had a growth spurt.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, an hour and 47 minutes, and that’s not counting the post-credit scene where Trump put on the Dr. Doom helmet.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (‘Gibberace’ Edition)
“Last night, Donald Trump gave the longest State of the Union address in history, just beating out Harry Truman’s performance of ‘The Vagina Monologues.’” — DESI LYDIC
“Classic Trump, though, he paused 12 times for applause and nine times to bomb narco speedboats.” — GREG GUTFELD
“Now the speech wasn’t just two hours of Donald Trump traumatizing America. One reason that the speech went so long was because Republicans kept interrupting with applause breaks, which Trump would just bask in, rotating back and forth like he was stuck on oscillating fan mode.” — DESI LYDIC
“He broke his own record for being long-winded. He has once again publicly broken wind.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Gibberace went for an hour and 47 minutes last night. It was the longest speech in State of the Union history. Also the dumbest, he beat his own record there, too.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The fact that he’s 79 years old and spoke uninterrupted for almost two hours is the only proof I’ll ever need that he wears a diaper.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Nobody says “OK” like Bradley Whitford, as was brought to the actor’s attention by Stephen Colbert on Wednesday’s “Late Show.’
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
“Hoppers” star Jon Hamm will appear on Thursday’s “Late Night with Seth Myers.”
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In “The Bluff,” Priyanka Chopra Jonas plays a notorious pirate who protects her family at all costs.
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