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Make America Gray Again
The U.S. Army raised its enlistment age limit to 42 from 35 on Wednesday in hopes of enticing new recruits.
“Look, according to People magazine — and apparently the U.S. military — 42 is the new 35,” Josh Johnson said on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
He was surprised that the U.S. planned to send more troops into a war that President Trump has said was almost over and won.
“I don’t know what it is about you saying it a third time, but I believe you, all right? We’ve got to be winning this war. You wouldn’t lie nonstop — you’re the president.” — JOSH JOHNSON
“They’re going to have to change the name from ‘Operation Epic Fury’ to ‘Operation Why Does My Back Hurt, I Must Have Slept on It Funny.’” — JOSH JOHNSON
“Because the likelihood of a 42-year-old being great at war is like any person being great with nunchucks. Some people will be good, but most are going to hurt themselves immediately. Bruce Lee? Incredible. My uncle? Concussion.” — JOSH JOHNSON
“That doesn’t sound like the war is over. This is very confusing — should I or shouldn’t I go to Times Square in my sailor outfit to kiss random women?” — JOSH JOHNSON
“The Army recently increased its maximum enlistment age from 35 to 42 years old. Said one drill instructor, ‘Drop and give me four sets of five!’” — SETH MEYERS
“That’s right, the Army recently increased its maximum enlistment age to 42 years old, so expect those letters from back home to get less sexy: ‘Hey, fellas, gather ’round — she says Rebecca needs braces.’” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (War Plans Edition)
“Well, today there was a big development in the Middle East after President Trump sent Iran a 15-point plan to end the war. It’s exciting. After four weeks, we finally have a plan.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, Trump sent a 15-point peace plan, then celebrated with a 16-piece from KFC.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Meanwhile, Iran immediately rejected the peace plan and called it ‘excessive.’ Yep, Trump got turned down faster than someone with an annoying voice on ‘Love is Blind.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, Iran quickly rejected Trump’s proposal, and Melania was, like, ‘Smart.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Meanwhile, Pakistan has offered to mediate peace talks. And this is exciting: Andy Cohen has agreed to host the reunion.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
The pop star Niall Horan took on a “Jimmy Kimmel Live” staffer/superfan in a game of “Who Knows Niall?”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Amanda Peet, who stars in “Fantasy Life,” will appear on Thursday’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers.”
Also, Check This Out
Stephen Colbert is working with “Lord of the Rings” director Peter Jackson on a new film in the franchise based on early chapters of the trilogy.
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