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Throwing ICE on the Wound
President Trump deployed ICE agents to help with long security lines at 14 major U.S. airports on Monday.
“Somehow, Trump has found a way to make the airport even worse than it was,” Jimmy Kimmel said.
Then he asked: “When do you think was the last time he was even on a commercial flight? Or in an airport? 1989?”
“Snakes have been on a plane more recently than Donald Trump.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“One D.H.S. official told CBS, ‘I have no idea what we’re doing.’ And, neither does he. So, welcome to the club.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s funny to watch someone brag about a terrible idea, right?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Oh no, we are sending in ICE agents to calm the situation. It makes perfect sense. It’s kind of like the way we calm our dogs during thunderstorms with a blanket of fireworks.” — JON STEWART
“ICE isn’t trained on X-rays. No surprise — they don’t really seem to be trained on anything, actually.” — JON STEWART
“President Trump said in a post today on Truth Social that he does not want ICE agents to wear masks while they assist with airport security — ’cause you definitely want to see their faces when they find out a bottle of water is $9. “ — SETH MEYERS
“The Senate majority leader, John Thune, gave Trump a proposal yesterday that would have restarted pay for T.S.A. agents while this ICE funding is figured out in a separate bill, but the president shot that down. So, when you and your children are using Cinnabons for pillows in the Delta terminal next weekend, you can thank Donald J. Trump for that.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (The Price of Gas Edition)
“A month ago, gas prices, the average in America was $2.93. Here it is a month later, and it’s almost exactly a dollar higher, almost $3.93. And Trump today said, ‘That would never happen if I was president.’” — BILL MAHER
“He said to an aide today, ‘Check the lawn. See if Elon left any of those Teslas.’” — BILL MAHER
“President Trump announced today that he is delaying plans to strike Iran’s energy infrastructure for five days, mostly to give gas stations time to buy new numbers.” — SETH MEYERS
“I don’t get it. TSA lines are four hours long, gas costs more than gold, we just started a war in the Middle East. I mean, what do people want from this guy?” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Seth Meyers’ former “Saturday Night Live” castmate Rachel Dratch came by “Late Night” to discuss playing the Narrator in Broadway’s “Rocky Horror Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Hip-hop superstar Cardi B will pop up on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
Also, Check This Out
The K-pop group BTS played its first concert in nearly four years on Saturday in Seoul, bringing out a few old hits among several new songs.
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