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‘Iced Out’
On Monday, the Trump administration recalled Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, from his post in Minneapolis and barred him from posting on his government profile on X.
Desi Lydic said Bovino got “iced out,” in part because he’s become “the face of the immigration crackdown, in that he’s the only one not hiding his face.”
“Man, do you know how badly you have to be at immigration enforcement that you get deported to Mexico?” — DESI LYDIC
“We’re not throwing you under the bus — we’re throwing you onto a bus, and sending it far, far away.” — DESI LYDIC
“The Department of Homeland Security also suspended his access to his own social media accounts. You know how bad things have to be for Donald Trump to take your social media away?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I can’t believe that ‘no more screen time’ works on both 8-year-olds and the head of a fascist death squad. Wow, technology is really powerful.” — DESI LYDIC
The Punchiest Punchlines (Oh, Noem Edition)
“It’s not just Greg Bovino in trouble, ’cause yesterday Trump held a late-night crisis talk with Kristi Noem amid reports that her job is at serious risk. Why? Is her hat not big enough?” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Kristi Noem, a woman who has never met a crime scene she couldn’t match her lipstick to, is on the hot seat right now. Many are calling for her resignation. But Trump today said he will not ask her to step down, which means she’s done, right? I mean she’s like a puppy in a gravel pit when you say something like that.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“They met for two hours, although Trump was asleep for about 90 minutes of it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I’m guessing Trump is coming down hard on Noem because she handled the response to Alex Pretti’s murder with all the grace of a drunk Mr. Bean roller skating through a maternity ward.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Kimmel celebrated his security guard sidekick Guillermo’s 55th birthday on Tuesday.
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Bad Bunny, this year’s Super Bowl halftime show headliner, will take The Colbert Questionert on Wednesday’s “Late Show.”
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