“South Park” closed out 2025 with a breakup between Donald Trump and Satan after tragedy struck the couple’s unborn baby in the Season 28 finale.
During Wednesday’s episode, which was the last of the year and titled “The Crap Out,” Satan was still awaiting the birth of his and President Donald Trump’s unholy cherub, with the president and Vice President JD Vance traveling to South Park in order to break self-proclaimed “antichrist expert” Peter Thiel out from prison, as they were still scheming to destroy the demon spawn.
However, Satan thwarted Trump and Vance’s initial plan after Towlie (now the president’s “c-m rag”) told him everything about their love affair. Satan planned to take Trump and Vance down, but was stopped by Jesus, who revealed himself as a Trump supporter. Jesus’ intervention sent Satan into labor, seeing the prince of darkness admitted to the Hell’s Pass Hospital.
Trump, joined by Jesus, Thiel and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, made their way to the hospital, where they faced off against Stan (and the Woodland Critters) — who decided to help Satan achieve his “Christmas miracle” after not getting his own.
After an inspirational speech by Stan, Jesus stepped down from Team Trump and made it clear he wouldn’t try to destroy Satan’s baby.
Yet, before Team Trump could make their next move, a hospital doctor emerged and revealed that Satan’s unborn baby had committed suicide before the “crap out” (a.k.a. the birth) could take place.
While Trump celebrated the news, Satan was left heartbroken and packed up and moved out the White House, seemingly closing the loop on the Satan/Trump love story.
There’s no word on when “South Park” will air its next episode on Comedy Central, but past episodes are now streaming on Paramount+.
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