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Thank You for Being a Fan
On Thursday, Jimmy Kimmel celebrated his designation as the third-most-trending person on Google for the year 2025.
“And I just want to say, I couldn’t have done this — none of this would ever have happened without the support of loyal viewers like President Trump, who has done so much this year to raise awareness of our show.”
“Thank you, Mr. President. for making me No. 3 in the world.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I’m not sure if it’s an honor, because No. 1 was a singer named D4vd who spells his name with a ‘4’ instead of an ‘A,’ who is a suspect in a murder, which I guess got him bumped up. No. 2 is Kendrick Lamar, who murdered Drake this year at halftime at the Super Bowl. And then it’s me, even though I haven’t been involved in any murders.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Somehow, I finished ahead of the pope. Eat it, Leo!” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I beat Diddy! How did I beat Diddy this year?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Not Not War Plans Edition)
“This poor guy has spent all week dodging accusations of war crimes just because he might have committed war crimes, and now, he’s got this to deal with.” — JORDAN KLEPPER, on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth
“Now, just how did the intrepid inspector general uncover that Hegseth revealed when the first bombs might drop? Well, it could have been when Hegseth posted in the chat: ‘This is definitely when the first bombs will drop.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“OK, kinda sounds like you were texting war plans. In fact, texting those words makes the iPhone send little bomber jets across the screens.” — JORDAN KLEPPER
“So I’m not sure how much longer he’s going to be Sec Def. But don’t worry: He already has a fallback position lined up. He’s going to be wingman for that drunken raccoon.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Fran Lebowitz discussed her unauthorized Christmas ornament on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
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The actress Kristen Stewart’s feature directing debut, “The Chronology of Water,” stars Imogen Poots in an adaptation of Lidia Yuknavitch’s 2011 memoir.
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