DNYUZ
No Result
View All Result
DNYUZ
No Result
View All Result
DNYUZ
Home News

Start Wearing Headphones on Planes or You’ll Get Blacklisted

March 10, 2026
in News
Start Wearing Headphones on Planes or You’ll Get Blacklisted

United Airlines recently announced that anyone playing phone audio without wearing headphones could be banned.

First reported by CBS News, the Chicago-based airline updated its passenger agreement on Feb. 27 to state that anyone who plays audio or video content out loud can be denied transport and, in extreme cases, permanently banned.

The change occurred without much fanfare, even though it should have been rolled out with a grand procession and a ticker-tape parade. Along with the company calling every other airline a coward for bowing to the whims of the rude and inconsiderate.

United Airlines Will Kick You Off a Flight for Playing Audio Out Loud

Airlines have a broad authority to police behavior on flights thanks to the legally binding terms passengers agree to when they buy a ticket. The updated language gives United the right to remove someone from a plane or deny future travel if they violate certain conduct rules, with the headphone requirement having been added to the “Refusal of Transport” section.

United is classifying it as a safety issue, which I’m guessing isn’t for the flight as a whole, but for the person blasting their phone audio, who is liable to get their a** whipped.

It seems like an especially important rule for United to implement as in-flight Internet connectivity improves and becomes the norm. United specifically has been expanding onboard Internet access via Starlink. More Internet access means there is a greater chance of someone on the flight forcibly making their TikTok for you page everybody’s TikTok for you page.

Any passengers who forget to bring their headphones won’t be forced into monk-like, deep meditative contemplation for their cross-country flight. They can get free earbuds available upon request.

The post Start Wearing Headphones on Planes or You’ll Get Blacklisted appeared first on VICE.

‘ChaO’ Review: Human-Mermaid Love Story Is a Lush Wonder
News

‘ChaO’ Review: Human-Mermaid Love Story Is a Lush Wonder

by TheWrap
April 11, 2026

Some movies teach you how to swim. Some throw you in the deep end. Yasuhiro Aoki’s “ChaO” is a great ...

Read more
News

5 Signs You’ve Found Your Twin Flame (and Why That Might Be a Bad Thing)

April 11, 2026
News

Sen. Tim Sheehy makes emergency landing after in-flight engine failure

April 11, 2026
News

Trump speaks out on Melania’s Epstein speech: ‘Would I have done it that way? Perhaps not’

April 11, 2026
News

A New Yellowstone Supervolcano Study Just Dropped. Should We Be Worried?

April 11, 2026
Artemis II astronauts safely splash down off San Diego coast after historic moon mission

Artemis II astronauts safely splash down off San Diego coast after historic moon mission

April 11, 2026
Iran’s missing Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has ‘severe and disfiguring wounds’: report

Iran’s missing Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has ‘severe and disfiguring wounds’: report

April 11, 2026
How David Cross Gets Ready for a Night of ‘Dangerous’ Comedy

How David Cross Gets Ready for a Night of ‘Dangerous’ Comedy

April 11, 2026

DNYUZ © 2026

No Result
View All Result

DNYUZ © 2026