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Nicolás Maduro, the captive Venezuelan president, appeared on Monday in a New York court, where he and his wife, Cilia, pleaded not guilty to federal charges of narco-terrorism and conspiring to import cocaine.
Ronny Chieng quipped on Tuesday that Maduro “will face justice in the best legal system in the world that we illegally kidnapped him to.”
“The world is still in shock over Donald Trump’s surprise DoorDash-ing of Nicolás Maduro to Brooklyn, and he didn’t even tip.” — RONNY CHIENG
“His wife was trafficking cocaine with him? I guess in other countries, first ladies have actual responsibilities. Hey, I mean, I bet Trump is jealous of their relationship. I mean, he must be, like, ‘Melania, why can’t we ever do couples stuff like the Maduros?’” — RONNY CHIENG
“Now they might spend the rest of their lives together in prison, but to be fair, aren’t all marriages kind of a prison? It’s OK, I can make that joke — my wife only watches on Mondays.” — RONNY CHIENG
“In a new Reuters-Ipsos-Chili’s triple dipper combo poll, only one in three Americans supports the U.S. ousting Maduro, while two-thirds of Americans think Maduro is the name of a new weight loss drug: ‘Ask your physician if Maduro is right for you.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“But Trump remains confident that his fans support the invasion, saying, ‘MAGA loves it. MAGA loves what I’m doing. MAGA loves everything I do. MAGA is me. MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too. In conclusion, I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together, I am the walrus, go do the coup!’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (Five-Year Stormiversary Edition)
“Today was the fifth anniversary of the Jan. 6 Capitol attack. This news first reported by the cake in Fox News’s break room.” — SETH MEYERS
“Five years ago today, we saw proof live in front of our eyes that the American president is as un-American as they come. So, I just wanted to mention that before I wish you all a happy Jan. 6th. Happy Stormiversary, everybody” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Today is Jan. 6, a dark day in our nation’s history and a permanent stain on the legacy of Donald Trump, because it’s Eric Trump’s birthday. You can’t wash that out.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Not only is today the anniversary of the insurrection, it’s also the anniversary of the second biggest mistake Trump ever made: It’s Eric’s birthday today. — JIMMY KIMMEL
“On this date, 42 years ago, Donald and Ivana Trump brought baby Eric home with strict instruction to never feed him after midnight or get him wet.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Stephen Colbert gloated about besting the president’s poor ratings for his Kennedy Center Honors hosting gig over the weekend on Tuesday’s “Late Night.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The “Heated Rivalry” star Hudson Williams will make his late-night debut on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
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