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‘All that glitters is not gold’: Trump’s shiny new scheme brutally mocked

December 10, 2025
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‘All that glitters is not gold’: Trump’s shiny new scheme brutally mocked

President Donald Trump‘s latest scheme got a brutal mocking on social media after months of imposing harsh regulations on visas, a looming social media policy for tourists, and anti-immigrant remarks.

Trump on Wednesday revealed that his “Trump Gold Card,” which allows wealthy foreigners to effectively purchase residency in the United States for $1 million — with a $15 million DHS processing fee — was now available on the government’s website. The policy is intended to replace the existing EB-5 immigrant investor visa program, which allows foreign entrepreneurs to apply for a U.S. work permit if they either invest $800,000 in the U.S. economy or create at least 10 U.S. jobs. The upcoming platinum card is slated to cost $5 million.

Trump wrote this on his Truth Social platform:

“THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT’S TRUMP GOLD CARD IS HERE TODAY! A direct path to Citizenship for all qualified and vetted people. SO EXCITING! Our Great American Companies can finally keep their invaluable Talent. Live Site opens in 30 minutes! trumpcard.gov“

The website featured a scene of eagles flying over amber mountains with a visa tucked behind the landscape background and the text “Unlock life in America.”

Social media users had plenty to say in response to the announcement.

“Trump: You just pay me with this make believe gold card and do whatever the hell you want. We love bribes. Especially gold, card shaped bribes,” Chris Robinson wrote on X.

“The gold card does not provide expedited EB-1 or EB-2 green cards. They are still subject to the same per-country quota and limited numbers of green cards. They also require dependents to pay an extra $1 million each. All that glitters is not gold,” immigration attorney Emily Neumann wrote on X.

“American entrepreneurs now have to compete with wealthy foreigners coming in? The hotel business has already succumbed to this phenomenon. The American dream is being killed by a thousand cuts, and the Trump Gold Card is a deep one,” Matthew VanDyke wrote on X.

“Genuinely agog at this; Trump’s ‘Gold Card’ application suggests they’ll let people pay the US in crypto, after declaring anyone who has $1 million is inherently a person of ‘exceptional business ability’ who should be allowed to get an employment-based visa without a job,” Aaron Reichlin-Melnick, American Immigration Council fellow, wrote on X.

“An official website of the United States Government,” Irish sociologist Kieran Healy wrote on Bluesky, sharing images of the website.

“Just how unserious is the Trump Gold Card program? The administration has been promising it’s ‘days away’ for the last six months, and the website is now touting a separate ‘Platinum Card’ product with no details other than the option to join a waitlist. Email scam-a– government,” writer Jay Willis wrote on Bluesky.

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