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Giving It All Away
Tiffany Trump’s wedding took place at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday, with her father, former President Donald Trump, walking her down the aisle.
Jimmy Kimmel referred to it as “an emotional weekend for Trump,” saying “he gave away a daughter and the Senate on the same night.”
“The cutest part of the wedding was when Eric Trump carried the ring down the aisle on a tiny pillow.” — JIMMY FALLON
“And there was a special moment when Trump was, like, ‘Well, if I’m giving kids away, will someone take Don Jr.?’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Everything was absolutely first-class. Jimmy John’s did the catering. There was a ketchup fountain, which I’ve not seen. Eric was the ring bearer. Don Jr. gave the worst man speech. Everything was perfect!” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Of course, everyone was talking about the reception, when Tiffany threw the bouquet and Melania elbowed six other women to catch it.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Before the father-daughter dance, Donald Trump went up to every woman at the wedding and said, ‘Are you Tiffany?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“And then he gave a beautiful toast. I have to admit, when he got to the part where he talked about Hillary’s emails, I teared up. I got emotional.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The only issue at the wedding, they were supposed to have a ton of seats, but somehow Trump lost them all.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (The Honeymoon’s Over Edition)
“Former President Trump has announced that he plans tomorrow to make a ‘very big announcement.’ That’s right, he’s very excited to announce that the 2024 election has already been stolen from him.” — SETH MEYERS
“And no one knows what the big announcement could be. It could — could just be that he successfully walked down a ramp, or — or that he finally memorized all the words to the McDonald’s Big Mac song.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Right, it was supposed to be tomorrow. But now that so many of his candidates got creamed, Republicans are advising him to delay his announcement until after the Senate runoff in Georgia. And so … he’s going to announce tomorrow.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“And there are a lot of reasons people think that Trump is going to run again, all right? They think he wants to avoid an indictment, they think he thinks he already won last time — it could be the fact that he has a Cinemax movie in the White House DVR that he wants to finish watching.” — TREVOR NOAH
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