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You know how bad Joe was yesterday? Even CNN had to break character, which is like one of the guards at Buckingham Palace giving you the finger.
VAN JONES: You could be a foggy, meandering president — say, like Reagan near the end — if you’re winning. But if you’re foggy and meandering on key questions, and you’re also not winning, then you’ve got a real problem.
DANA BASH: The first part was probably the most jarring to hear a president of the United States who is not Donald Trump even suggest ahead of time that an election isn’t legitimate.
And even over at MSNBC, where they applaud Joe every time he makes a boom-boom within 10 feet of the bathroom, their butthead-at-large was broken.
JOE SCARBOROUGH: It was a terrible moment in the press conference when he talked about a minor incursion. There is no minor incursion. Putin and Xi and our NATO allies are not debating that right now. They see Joe Biden as weak. Yesterday’s press conference did not help. If you’re Vladimir Putin, you pay attention to the clean-up.
Minor incursion — that’s my straight-edge hardcore band. Of course, there are still holdouts, though, like those Japanese pilots from World War II stuck on some island cut off from reality.
And like their planes, this president is a zero.
Yamiche Alcindor had a kiss-a– tweet championing Joe for not lashing out at reporters. I guess she was distracted by Peter Doocy’s hair when this happened:
PRESIDENT BIDEN: I didn’t say that. Look what I said. Go back and read what I said and tell me if you think I called anyone who voted on the side of the position taken by Bull Connor that they were Bull Connor. And that is — interesting reading in English. Yeah, I assume you got into journalism because you like to write.
Hmm. That had to be the creepiest thing Joe’s done in the last 48 hours — and this is a man who sniffs children’s hair the way his son snorts Parmesan cheese.
Yamiche also praised Joe for making news, which he did. He lasted 90 minutes, and he didn’t lose consciousness once.
But he also green-lit a Russian invasion, so maybe making news shouldn’t be the priority.
That other guy Trump doesn’t look half-bad. North Korea, the peace accords, the vaccine, being right on China well before anyone else.
Compare that to Joe with the supply chain, crime, inflation, food shortages, the border.
In record time, Joe took the U.S. and added the letters S and R.
And even Trump, when he called people names, he punched up — merciless on political leaders, organizations, rich elitist athletes.
Joe only punches you, the American public. After all, he’s doing a great job, and if you just don’t get it, you’re probably a racist.
Bottom line — when you get to be Joe Biden, you stop sweating the small stuff, like putting your shoes on the right feet.
Problem is, he sees everything as small stuff, notably your concerns and your pain. But it turns out he’s the best thing to happen to Republicans since khakis and Chick-fil-A.
Republicans don’t have to do squat, and they are already more popular than they’ve ever been.
I don’t know what that says, either, except don’t get cocky.
This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the January 20, 2022 edition of “Gutfeld!”
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